What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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willie revilame

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Tony Romo

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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F? No k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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