JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Justin Bieber

How come anti jokes r funny

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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