Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

ded on boomer and aodddan

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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