- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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