Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Your mother is average.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Do you know the muffin man? No

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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