- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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