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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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