- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

giddy goat

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Rebecca Black

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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