A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

CAVE JOHNSON.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what is orange? an orange

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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