your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

this site is an antijoke

Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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