- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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