One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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