He--Hey guys

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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