What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Harry Chappell raped someone

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

i have a christmas tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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