Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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