Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Muslim athletes.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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I have a gay camel

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