- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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