What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Bacon is delcious.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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THE GAME.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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