- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

knock knock come in!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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