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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Knock Knock Who's There 42

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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