Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Politics

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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