- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Your wife died during the delivery.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

your mom

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What comes after 69? 70

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??