- Anti Joke

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Punching a baby

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre