Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What do you call a black man? Black

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

This statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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