- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Im cute hehehee

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Bacon is delcious.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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