- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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