What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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This statement is false.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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