why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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