What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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WNBA

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Mormons having fun.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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My parents died!

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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