why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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