Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Agent 47.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What color is red paint? Red

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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