A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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