- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Velcro. What a rip off.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A ginger was with his friends

A woman leaves the kitchen.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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