- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A French man gets into a fight

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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