your social life.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

women sports....

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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