Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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your mother

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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