What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Get on your knees Ho

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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