- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

once you go black your credit goes wack

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Alex Gedrose.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

a man walked into a bar....

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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