What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Get on your knees Ho

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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