- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

your mom

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

VAGINA.

Church.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What comes after 69? 70

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A man walked into a bar owch

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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