what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

tims sty:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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