- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God wrote this joke.................................

This one time at band camp music was played.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

baby seal walks into a club

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Your Mother

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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