- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

you and your family will die tonight

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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