- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

womens rights.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Obamacare

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Hello.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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