- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

what do gay people eat?? food

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Cancer.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

you first

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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