- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

I just drank a cola.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

you and your family will die tonight

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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