- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Cancer.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

you first

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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