What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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