I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Oh...okay, good.

Jews

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

How come grilled cheese?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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