Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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the holocaust

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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