- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

I will create more jobs for americans

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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