A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Your Mom!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Okay, after this one then...

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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