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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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