This is the concept of anti-joke.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

minorities.....

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Where's my tractor?

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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