- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Women have the right to vote.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??