What comes after 23? 24.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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William wright is Gay

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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smell the vitamin C

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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