- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Mormons having fun.

This isn't funny.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

This is not an anti joke.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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