What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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That's what SHE said!

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Anti Joke

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