I Have a Black Friend

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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