- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

a man said hi.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

This statement is false.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A black person walks out of KFC

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Loner.

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