- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jerry.

I was once a hamster.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

A women's opinion.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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