Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

i just pooped that is all!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

God. God.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

ur mum

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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