- Anti Joke

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist