- Anti Joke

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

I would rape her

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.