- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Oh...okay, good.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Once upon a time, The end.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

You know what's catchy? A cold

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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