- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Justin Beiber

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What's red, blue & green all over?

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

xavier stop

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