Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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