- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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