Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

whats white and sticky glue

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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