- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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