- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Mullets

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

everybody loves raymond

Womens' sports

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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