How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

The WNBA

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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