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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Vagina cream... end of story

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Guess what? Bananas

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

i keep getting thumbs down...

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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