I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

I have aids

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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