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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Womens' sports

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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everybody loves raymond

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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