What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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every knight i see an owl at window

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Seven

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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John Stamos.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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