- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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