200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Women Sports.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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A horse walks into a barn.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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