- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Waffles ate my grandma

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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