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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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