- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

A man walks into a bar.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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