Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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guest what i love pancakes

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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