- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Wait what? I did not type that!

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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