Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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womens rights.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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