Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Bacon is delcious.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Caca.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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