- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How old is your mom Dead

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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