What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

womens rights

a man checks his mypsace

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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