good one jess !!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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