- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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