Alex Gedrose.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

its snowing on mount fuji

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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