A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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