- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

where's mom I killed her

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

what this: b a dead one of these: p

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Fat people

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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