- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What's white and gluey Glue

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

The WNBA.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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