whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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