Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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you first

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Nickelback

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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