- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

hey John will you make some copies

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Bags of delicious poop.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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