- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

-knock knock! -doors open

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