- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

religion

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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