- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Nice belt.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Bean.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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