Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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women sports....

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Anti Joke

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