- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Penis.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

whats white jizz

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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