"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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copy me and i will kill you

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Black people

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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